Thursday, June 10, 2010

Three Lame Custom Modifications for your Meathead Ride

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Note: we am not against customizations for your ride. we am not against aftermarket automobile parts. we am not against giving your automobile a little singular style. we am against witless customizations which people do mostly since “people have been we do it.” If we wish to give your automobile a little style, be smart about it as well as do it since YOU wish to, not since a meatface down a travel is revelation we to. So, upon to a list:

1) Spoilers. Wow, demeanour during you. Youve got a little additional plastic upon a back of your ride. The plastic is colored as well as it sticks up. How as well as since people find this demeanour delectable is beyond a range of my imagination. Spoilers don’t have your automobile demeanour sporty or professional or singular it only looks similar to we have been perplexing to have a drifting appurtenance out of your automobile though forgot a laws of physics, as well as aesthetic taste. Maybe my slant towards minimalism is taking over my tastes more than only speech, art as well as interior design, as well as is leaking out even into material, engine-propelled objects though we similar to to think which a spoiler hull a sleek edges of many cars. Keep it simple stupid, is a mantra we similar to to live my hold up by. we suggest we do as well.

2) Nitrous kits. Why have been we we do this? we know youve seen Gone in 60 Seconds as well as a entire Fast as well as Furious authorization drive-in theatre a hundred as well as a single times, though which doesnt meant we need to emulate them in a misfortune approach possible. Remember, cinema have been not real. Movies sometimes simulate real hold up though automobile cinema frequency do. The clips we see upon Youtube have been not real hold up either, they have been kids emulating cinema as well as meditative they have been cold by chubby a nitrous kit upon their float as well as going 110mph down their suburban nowhere street. Unless we have been a professional removing paid to break annals or demeanour cold we should not implement a nitrous kit upon your car. Save which income as well as spend it upon an actual inestimable automobile modification, similar to subtle, though singular rims or updated HID lights. These have been unsentimental as well as inestimable modifications which will actually boost a resale worth of your car, not have we demeanour similar to a moron.

3) Beyond legal window tint kits. Because your Camry is only similar to a limousine, right? There is a reason since limos have been authorised to have darker coloured windows, since they have been important. Stop meditative we have been important; its not a good look. Resign yourself to being only another average dude who has a little additional money blazing a hole in his pocket as well as wants to customize his ride. Sure, Johnny Bahama down a block got his Gallant windows coloured distant beyond legal extent for a single hundred bucks by his buddys cousins drug play who functions during a physique emporium though which doesnt meant we should too. Show a universe which we have been honourable of progeny as well as which our scrutiny as well as destiny population of other planets will not yield a further atrophying of our species. Make your mom unapproachable as well as a cops off your tail as well as keep it legal, son.

Alan is a freelance bard who is patently regulating articlesbase as his own personal psychiatrist.


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